THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU!

So this guy once told me that Lizard People are real. At first I thought he was the only one who believe this; then I googled it. It turns out there are a lot of dumb ass people out there. The people that actually believe this stuff are for real.

According to David Icke, 'Reptilian Humanoids' are going to take over the world. He believes that all our world leaders are Lizard People. Apparently the Lizard People can only be identified if they accidentally morph into their lizardy self i.e. revealing scales and tail.

Also according to David Icke, the Lizard People are going to be the cause a spiritual holocaust that is going to wipe out all "free thinkers" and awaken consciousness on Earth - a.k.a 2012. The lizard people themselves are soulless and without divine consciousness.

I don’t know about you but this is a little weird. Am I right? So basically these guys are crazy. I wouldn’t find if so weird it they had proof of all this but they don’t… The pictures I found were ridiculous. Like that picture of Queen Elizabeth, "OH MY GOD! Is that scaly skin I see?!" Um yeah I think not. And clearly this picture of Bush, has all the answers...

If the end of the world comes and the Lizard People turn all of us "free thinkers" into slaves, I'll be sorry but until that magical day comes, I will stick with my guns a say it's all BULLSHIT.